The Interwebs WTF! TOP 7 special.

It's been a while since this place saw any action. As much as I would like to say I was overseas Interfering in Syria I was just busy at work and getting ready for the impending arrival of my spawn. (plus I'm pretty sure the rest of the world is going to fuck Syria over enough without me getting in on it).

Anways, a few 'sights' have come my way which have been compiled by myself in a Fluff Freeman style Top 7 rundown.... no Top 10's here kids, no way... Top 7's are the future!

Anyways, without further ado...

Straight In At 7....... Wrong Direction....

Spotted in a bus shelter in Scotland, a movie poster for the film that literally no one wants. It get's my vote pop pickers as the term Spunk Trumpets has been successfully used.

 

 

Dropping 8 Places To 6.... Cod & Tits.......

 

You can almost smell the class and sophistication dripping from this lass, from the matching tribal butterflies (????) on the milkers to the slogan Sinfully Delicious, which is obviously describing the fish in between her ample udders. Points knocked off for spelling PLAICE as PLACE , as fish based tattoos go this is a winner. Wait, what... it's supposed to be a gentleman's love trumpet, a gorged cock? Nah, that's a fucking cod, no mistake!

 

 

Staying Steady At 5... What's Love Got To Do With It (Part 1)......

Allegedly taken at this years V-Festival, a young Herbert getting a nosh and quite frankly, on this day, NOT A FUCK WS GIVEN!

Up 2651 Places To 4... I Feel Like Chicken Tonight.....

No. No I don't.

Down 27 Places to 3.... What's Love Got To Do With It (Part 2)

There are so many thing wrong with this I'm not sure where to begin. From the baseball cap that the strip of piss young fella decided he must have even though it's a shade too big for his napper to the fact that I'm not actually sure that what he's romantically involved with is even female. If she is though there are two things I do know.... 1) that's one hell of a double stitched extra strong gusset on those hot pants that probably aren't hot pants at all but are normal denim shorts that have been sucked up into the recess of her sweet nethers, and 2) she appears to be wearing her Dad's shoes. Awesome.

 

 

Admittedly, Ted Robbins, aka Den Perry in Phoenix Nights has never looked better:

 

 

 Holding Fast In The Number 2 Slot (literally).... Shart Week...

 

Did it happen while she was putting the lottery on or bending down to get something from the box marked Treats or did she come out like it. Either way, she's sharted and I'm aroused.

 

 

 So, before we hit the number one spot, here a quick rundown of the other contenders:

 

SpunkTrumpetsTittyFishBlowJobUnChickenRomanceNotComingOutInTheWash.

 

Straight In At 1, The Top Spot Goes To.... What's Love Got To Do With It (Part 3)....

 

Even the 'Harold Ramps' need love and affection and these pair have it in spades. The 2ltr bottle of extra strength tramp juice is on the go, her shoes are off (she want's it!) and this Don Juan is going straight in for a 'Kit-Kat'