Thursday 4 April 2013

6 Less Drains On The System


So, some Jeremy Kyler and his missus completely fuck up a 'rescue attempt' and end up subjecting their 6 kids to a hot death / smokey chokey demise.

It's unfortunate but these things will happen if a proper plan is not in place.

Strategies need to be worked out, people need a clear understanding of their roles. Were QA informed? No. Did anyone perform a Risk Analysis? No. Was a 'dry run' performed to identify any potential issues / point out any areas for improvement? No.

It was doomed to fail from the start. Now, after looking at these people i'm going to guess that they could not have afforded an outside agency to come in and audit the whole scenario but i think a bit of basic Googling could have turned up some results that once implemented meant the plan may have succeeded. Fail To Plan And You Plan To Fail.

But saying that, was it such a bad thing that happened. I mean, look at them.... 6 little bastards who will inevitably throw out as many kids as is humanly fuckable to do and then suck as much handout as they can from the system. (i'm basing this on A) how the parents look / behave, and B) they all look like scrounging cunts).

Actually, the one in the footy top on the top right.... i reckon he was going to be the one who turned out ok, a.k.a, The Wildcard.

Tuesday 2 April 2013

A Description Of The Title....

..... whenever i'm doing something at home, i ambitiously tell the wife "i'll be done by 2", whether this be flicking the vac round at 10.30am or possibly doing something i don't particularly want to do but like the quiet life at 13.55pm i'll always be done by 2.

Sometimes i miss this by a mile.

Anyways, there's a lot going on in this world, some of which amuses me, most of which annoys me. Facebook is only good for certain things, like sharing pictures and pressing '1' to see that nothing happens so i decided it's time for a place whereby i can let rip in whatever language i choose.

New blogs will be whenever, and wherever possible, I'll be Done By 2!