Monday, 8 April 2013

WPC Clownshoe

So, you're being robbed. What do you do?* Take the blaggers on? Or dial 999 and risk getting sued?

Seems like the latter is the firm favourite as a member of the Lady Sweeney had a tumble at a petrol station and has lawyered up to rinse the owner. So, lets look at some stuff...



The area was poorly lit... so use your Mag-Light then love! I'm pretty sure all 'Five-O' carry them.

Or did it happen because Lady Po-Po was a tad portly and couldn't see the kerb due to 'paunch'? Surely carrying that gut, plus all of the required uniform / tactical gear she couldn't have been going fast enough to trip up anything



Glad to see there's a required fitness level to be a Cop in this country.

There may be a small glint of light at the end of the tunnel.... if the owner has CCTV footage of the 'trip' then he can stick it into You've Been Framed and get £250... it's not much but it's a bit off the overall bill.





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